Ow, me toes!

A good session on Pirates! tonight. I only have two more promotions to earn from the English, I'm the 5th most notorious pirate in the game, and I've just rescued the second member of my family. In fact everything is going great apart from the fact that it looks that I am destined to die alone as I just cannot pull the woman of my dreams due to my very lame dancing skills. Not even the generous gift of a giant ruby has helped me in my quest to woo the daughter of the Governor of Tortuga. Perhaps I'd have more luck with one of the uglier ones....